Past Players of Short but Irritating
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Sentry Guard | Snotling Mob | 2 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Minute Muppet | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Mini Monster | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Little Gimp | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Homing Missile | Pump Wagon | 3 | 10 | Ball & Chain, Block | d |
2 | Big and Stout | Troll | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | m, -av |