Past Players of This Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
21 | Garrett Crag | Snotling Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | d |
14 | Simon Bodus | Snotling Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | |
13 | Liliana Zeke | Snotling Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | d |
11 | Genevieve Julthor | Snotling Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | -pa |
10 | Max Winding | Snotling Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | d |
9 | Owen Gutar | Snotling Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | n |