Past Players of shockingly bad
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Sturla Rǫgnvaldrson | Norse Berserker | 1 | 0 | Jump Up, Block, Frenzy | n |
17 | Martin Coldfield | Norse Raider Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | d |
12 | Tófa Oddbiǫrndóttir | Beer Boar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | |
10 | Barði Melpatrikrson | Norse Raider Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | d |
9 | Freysteinn Húnbogison | Norse Raider Lineman | 8 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Kick | -ma |
5 | Griótgarðr Þrasison | Norse Berserker | 1 | 0 | Jump Up, Block, Frenzy | d |
1 | Hlǫðver Griótgarðrson | Ulfwerener | 8 | 8 | Frenzy, Block | d |