| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | E 'dumb face' Manning | Thrower | 9 | 18 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Cannoneer | d |
10 | Boz 'on roids' | Human Lineman | 6 | 8 | Fend, Pro | |
5 | J 'Blood Bowl' Manziel III | Catcher | 6 | 10 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Jump Up | m |
9 | T 'Beer Add' Romo | Thrower | 5 | 6 | Sure Hands, Pass | m, n, d |
16 | Gor' Go the helm ripper | Ogre | 5 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Loner, Throw Team-mate, Brawler, Strong Arm | n |
8 | T 'Cold' Steele | Human Lineman | 18 | 12 | Dauntless, Fend | m, -ag, d |
5 | 'CD' Lamb | Catcher | 3 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | d |
7 | Spud Webb | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | T 'Da Beast' Smith | Human Lineman | 12 | 0 | | n, d |
9 | T 'Ladies Man' Romo | Thrower | 4 | 6 | Sure Hands, Pass | d |
7 | J 'Blood Bowl' Manziel | Catcher | 2 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | |
1 | M 'Destroyer' Parsons | Blitzer | 22 | 18 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n, m, d |
1 | M 'Beast Mode' Parsons | Blitzer | 1 | 2 | Block | n |
13 | Dez 'high point' Bryant | Catcher | 10 | 31 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Jump Up | -av, n |
13 | Spud Webb | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Ocho 'The Cinco' | Catcher | 12 | 14 | Catch, Dodge, Sneaky Git, Dirty Player | d |
12 | R 'the dodger'Staubach | Thrower | 11 | 26 | Sure Hands, Pass, Cloud Burster, On the Ball, Cannoneer | m |
10 | R "BeerBong" Ramczyk | Human Lineman | 22 | 14 | Block, Pile Driver | m, n |
9 | A "Truck"Mack | Human Lineman | 10 | 0 | | m, n, n |
8 | L "feeif | Human Lineman | 13 | 8 | Dauntless, Strip Ball | m, m |
7 | Boz "Hellbound Avatar" | Human Lineman | 5 | 8 | Sure Hands, Wrestle | d |
6 | Z "Badger" Martin | Human Lineman | 11 | 2 | | n |
5 | D "the show" Hopkins | Catcher | 15 | 34 | Catch, Dodge, Sure Feet, Sprint, Defensive, Leap | |
4 | B "the priest"Baker | Blitzer | 14 | 9 | Block, Guard | m, n, d |
1 | M "the lion" Parsons | Blitzer | 5 | 0 | Block | n |
16 | Krikack "avatar of destruction" | Ogre | 14 | 27 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Loner, Throw Team-mate, Grab, Stand Firm, Multiple Block, Strong Arm | m |