| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Froot | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
10 | Teeny Mermeyd | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
11 | Vic | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Kitten | Goblin Lineman | 13 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dauntless | m, m |
7 | Sheila | Goblin Lineman | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Frenzy, Jump Up | m, -ma |
15 | Mlep | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
8 | Sheila | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap | n |
10 | Teeny Mermeyd | Goblin Lineman | 20 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend, Shadowing | n, -av |
5 | Cockney walk | Goblin Lineman | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Kick | m |
4 | Martin Prendergast | Looney | 5 | 4 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n, m, m |
14 | Kitten | Goblin Lineman | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Shadowing | |
4 | Martin Prendergast | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
13 | Dammit, JANET! | Goblin Lineman | 16 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Pro | m, n, n |
12 | Jenna | Goblin Lineman | 15 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
11 | Edgar Friendly | Goblin Lineman | 14 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Kick | m, -st |
10 | Teeny Mermeyd | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
9 | Lenina Huxley | Fanatic | 27 | 10 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow | -av |
8 | Sheila | Goblin Lineman | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, -pa |
7 | Honk | Goblin Lineman | 9 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag, m, d |
5 | Cockney walk | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, -ma |
4 | Martin Prendergast | Looney | 1 | 4 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
2 | Becky with the good hair | Trained Troll | 26 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Block, Stand Firm | n, d |