| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Whinie | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Poopie Pants | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
8 | No bladder control | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
6 | Waterworks | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
6 | Waterworks | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Stinky | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -st |
13 | Poopie Pants | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
13 | Poopie Pants | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | No bladder control | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Claw | n, m, n |
6 | Waterworks | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Whinie | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 26 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
3 | Lunchline Bully | Carver | 9 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
2 | The Babysitter | Chaos Spawn | 11 | 28 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle | d |