| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Snail | Beer Boar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | |
6 | the Dood | Norse Raider Lineman | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
10 | Hankock | Norse Raider Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | n |
4 | Sunny, HR Assistant | Valkyrie | 5 | 4 | Catch, Dauntless, Strip Ball, Pass, Tackle | |
11 | Gregor | Norse Raider Lineman | 5 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Sure Hands | |
7 | Garfield | Norse Raider Lineman | 7 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
8 | Weston | Norse Raider Lineman | 5 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Wrestle | m, m |
9 | Jansen | Norse Raider Lineman | 7 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Kick | |
10 | Chrissy | Norse Raider Lineman | 4 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Pile Driver | -ma |
11 | Ollie | Norse Raider Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | d |
12 | Harcourt-Minstral | Norse Raider Lineman | 6 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | m |
13 | Gwennifer | Norse Raider Lineman | 7 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
14 | Leslie | Norse Raider Lineman | 6 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | m |
15 | Hazel | Beer Boar | 7 | 4 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | |
16 | Neville | Beer Boar | 6 | 8 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up, Sure Feet | |
5 | Trevor's Friend | Norse Berserker | 1 | 0 | Jump Up, Block, Frenzy | d |
5 | Trevor | Beer Boar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | |
16 | Hagerty | Norse Raider Lineman | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
6 | Ingrid "Party Monster" Lanolin | Norse Raider Lineman | 5 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
9 | Helena VanStetson | Norse Raider Lineman | 5 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | n |
13 | Danny Boy | Norse Raider Lineman | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | m |
15 | Flo | Norse Raider Lineman | 9 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
6 | Henrietta "Honey" Miller | Norse Raider Lineman | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | n, n |
13 | Harvey Dunkelson | Norse Raider Lineman | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | d |
5 | Mike | Norse Raider Lineman | 5 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Strip Ball | |
4 | Bethany, HR Assistant | Valkyrie | 12 | 17 | Catch, Dauntless, Strip Ball, Pass, Wrestle, Tackle | -av |
6 | Parker Highgate | Norse Raider Lineman | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | d |
16 | Lucy | Beer Boar | 10 | 4 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | |
8 | the Tickler | Norse Raider Lineman | 13 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Pro | m, m |
9 | Ving Graves | Norse Raider Lineman | 8 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | m, n |
10 | Snake Plisskin | Norse Raider Lineman | 13 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Kick | m, -ma |
12 | Blog #blessed | Norse Raider Lineman | 12 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Dauntless | m, m, n |
13 | Wingding | Norse Raider Lineman | 4 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Shadowing | |
14 | Hans | Norse Raider Lineman | 13 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Frenzy | m |
15 | Franz | Norse Raider Lineman | 4 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Dauntless | m, n |
9 | Fabien Quantico | Norse Raider Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
6 | Candelaria | Norse Raider Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
16 | Qakabokka | Beer Boar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | |
12 | Chance Starchild | Norse Raider Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
4 | Brenda from HR | Valkyrie | 1 | 0 | Catch, Dauntless, Strip Ball, Pass | |
10 | "Junior" | Norse Raider Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | n |
4 | Karen, Executive of Sector Development | Valkyrie | 4 | 2 | Catch, Dauntless, Strip Ball, Pass | -ma |
15 | Grandpa Jort | Norse Raider Lineman | 5 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Pro | n |
6 | Gut Grinder | Norse Raider Lineman | 5 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | -ma |
14 | Shane Handsome | Norse Raider Lineman | 8 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
15 | Neville Longbottom | Beer Boar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | -av |
11 | Rafe Mattson | Norse Raider Lineman | 23 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Tackle, Wrestle | |
16 | Mossimo | Beer Boar | 8 | 4 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | m, n |
5 | Gorse Brown | Norse Raider Lineman | 10 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Wrestle | -pa |
12 | Hattie McPherson | Norse Raider Lineman | 10 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | m, d |
6 | Rafe Pearsonn | Norse Raider Lineman | 4 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Multiple Block | |
8 | Ex-PFC Snyder | Norse Raider Lineman | 13 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
14 | Lance | Norse Raider Lineman | 5 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | d |
9 | Rodney | Norse Raider Lineman | 11 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | n, n, n |
10 | Hartman | Norse Raider Lineman | 9 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Juggernaut | |
12 | Aphid | Norse Raider Lineman | 2 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Strip Ball | |
13 | Grouch | Norse Raider Lineman | 13 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Tackle, Shadowing | m |
14 | Gopher | Norse Berserker | 0 | 0 | Jump Up, Block, Frenzy | |
15 | Qwakkabokka | Beer Boar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | m |
16 | Neville Longbottom | Beer Boar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | -ma |
9 | Larry Wadsworth | Norse Raider Lineman | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
5 | Grover | Norse Raider Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
10 | John Winston | Norse Raider Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
16 | Maybe | Beer Boar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | |
9 | Gary Wadsworth | Norse Raider Lineman | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | m |
16 | Neville | Beer Boar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | |
16 | Beatrice | Beer Boar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | d |
14 | Senator Tankerbell | Norse Raider Lineman | 7 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Frenzy | |
13 | Lindsay "Upside Down" Vaughn | Norse Raider Lineman | 7 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
14 | Lindsay "Sideways" Vonn | Norse Raider Lineman | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | d |
13 | Ingvarr Matthiason | Norse Raider Lineman | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | d |
6 | Gravy Train | Norse Raider Lineman | 10 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Tackle | |
12 | Scentsy (tm) | Norse Raider Lineman | 9 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | n |
10 | Stan Winston | Norse Raider Lineman | 9 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Stand Firm | d |
9 | Gordy "Nordy" Stimson | Norse Raider Lineman | 5 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | -pa, -st |
8 | Mikey Hendrix | Norse Raider Lineman | 10 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Fend | m |
15 | Miso | Beer Boar | 10 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | |
16 | Charlie | Beer Boar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | n |
2 | John Panini, Lead Intern | Ulfwerener | 1 | 0 | Frenzy | m |
16 | Wilbur | Beer Boar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | |
2 | Avery Chutney, Auditor | Ulfwerener | 2 | 2 | Frenzy | |
13 | Stanislaus Hyperion | Norse Raider Lineman | 3 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
5 | Vic Tremain, Enforcement | Norse Berserker | 3 | 4 | Jump Up, Block, Frenzy, Multiple Block | |
7 | Gabe | Norse Raider Lineman | 41 | 37 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Dirty Player, Sneaky Git | -av, -av, n |
4 | Valerie Vine, Card Services | Valkyrie | 27 | 50 | Catch, Dauntless, Strip Ball, Pass, Wrestle, Dodge, Tackle | n, d |
8 | Chaucer | Norse Raider Lineman | 7 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Fend | m, n, d |
9 | Abraham "Ham" Hock | Norse Raider Lineman | 9 | 3 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Kick | |
10 | Frankie Jung | Norse Raider Lineman | 9 | 15 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Tackle, Shadowing | |
11 | Skeeter | Norse Raider Lineman | 23 | 22 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Tackle, Juggernaut, Kick | -av |
13 | Sandy Overholt | Norse Raider Lineman | 5 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | n, d |
12 | "Gorse" O'Brien | Norse Raider Lineman | 8 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Shadowing, Wrestle | m, d |
14 | Avery Duncan | Norse Raider Lineman | 8 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | m |
15 | Snorker | Beer Boar | 9 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | |
16 | Arnold | Beer Boar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | n, d |
2 | Angela Gaunt, Auditor | Ulfwerener | 6 | 2 | Frenzy | n, -av |