| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Squeaky Pete | Goblin Brawler | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Brawler, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Treacherous | |
4 | Crank McShank | Kitten Squishers Inc Gang Leader | 8 | 25 | Dodge, Leader, Pogo Stick, Stunty, Side Step, Block | -pa |
12 | Wet Sock | Goblin Bruiser | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Treacherous | d |
11 | Onion | Goblin Bruiser | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Treacherous | d |
7 | Shanker | Goblin Bruiser | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Treacherous, Sneaky Git | n, d |
4 | Crank McShank | Bad Lands Pogoer* | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Leader, Pogo Stick, Stunty | |
3 | Buttbeard | Goblin Brawler | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Brawler, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Treacherous | m |
2 | Snaggletooth | Goblin Brawler | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Brawler, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Treacherous | n, -ag |
1 | Lazy Eye | Trained Troll | 8 | 26 | Grab, Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Guard, Stand Firm | |