Past Players of Self Destruct Turdstools
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Wee Jock McPlop | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Mr Flibble | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
13 | Lambogreeny | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
13 | Yoda | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Ramses Niblet the third | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Frenzy | |
9 | Mr Fibble | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend | |
8 | Boris the Bishop Basher | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Strangely Brown | Looney | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |