| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Doug Dangerous | Halfling Catcher | 2 | 3 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
1 | Lloyd 2 | Altern Forest Treeman | 3 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Timmm-ber!, Throw Team-mate, Juggernaut | |
12 | Rum Runners at Noon | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Frenzy | |
11 | Average Adam | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Sturdy B | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap | |
8 | Killed Kristen | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle | |
5 | Hefty Hall Monitor | Halfling Hefty | 8 | 9 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty, On the Ball | d |
4 | Kabuki Man | Halfling Catcher | 4 | 3 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | |
3 | Doug Dangerous | Halfling Catcher | 4 | 3 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up | |
1 | Lloyd | Altern Forest Treeman | 4 | 3 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Timmm-ber!, Throw Team-mate, Grab | |