Past Players of Foul Ugly Crooked Kids
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Hoppy Sloppy | Pogoer | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty | d |
11 | Gourdy | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | |
12 | Babs | Goblin Lineman | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Beans | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Bones | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Dwight Deadly | Goblin Lineman | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap | |
7 | Sturdy B | Goblin Lineman | 9 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | J-Nasty | Fanatic | 3 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Pile Driver | |
3 | Killer Kristen | Looney | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n, m |
2 | Wretched Wren | Trained Troll | 9 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Pile Driver, Multiple Block | |