| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Babs | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
16 | Slippery Soap | Goblin Lineman | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | n |
9 | Bean | Goblin Lineman | 11 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Babs | Goblin Lineman | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
2 | Nasty Jr. | Trained Troll | 1 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Pile Driver | |
5 | Amazing Adam | Pogoer | 6 | 13 | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty, Wrestle, Safe Pair of Hands | n |
7 | Bevis | Goblin Lineman | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Butthead | Goblin Lineman | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch | m |
4 | Flying Turd | Doom Diver | 11 | 15 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Dodge | |
9 | Hamburgler | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Whiskey rocks | Goblin Lineman | 9 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap | n |
13 | Adam Goblin | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | -pa |
14 | Cannon Balls | Goblin Lineman | 18 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
16 | Doug Dangerous | Goblin Lineman | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Wreck it Wren | Looney | 18 | 8 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Diving Catch | |
2 | J-Nasty | Trained Troll | 6 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Break Tackle, Brawler | |
1 | Killer Kristen | Trained Troll | 17 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Guard, Juggernaut, Multiple Block | -av |