Past Players of First Attempts
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Elliot Chidak | Human Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | Albert Silenteagle | Human Lineman | 8 | 16 | Shadowing, Strip Ball, Tackle | n |
3 | Sly Tabacco | Blitzer | 9 | 4 | Block, Multiple Block | n, -av |
13 | Vendetta | Catcher | 7 | 2 | Catch, Dodge | -av, n |
12 | Sandlerkoenig Eberhardt | Human Lineman | 11 | 0 | | -ag |
11 | Even Longer | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Very Long | Halfling Hopeful | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch | n |
8 | Stormbreaker | Human Lineman | 11 | 2 | | n |
4 | Cajetana | Thrower | 14 | 43 | Sure Hands, Pass, Kick, Block, Safe Pass, Dodge | n |
3 | Maria Mariapova | Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Block | n |
2 | Rock Bottom | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
1 | Stomp | Ogre | 5 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Loner, Throw Team-mate | d |