| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | 8thAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | 10thAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | 10thAssistantStupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
15 | 9thAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | 3rdAssistantStupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
14 | 8thAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap | |
9 | 3rdAssistantStupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Legendary Regulator | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
16 | 10thAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Defensive | |
16 | 10thAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up | |
15 | 9thAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 6 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | 8thAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | 7thAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 11 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | |
12 | 6thAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 17 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | n, m, m |
9 | 3rdAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, -ma |
8 | 2ndAssistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 20 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git, Dauntless | |
7 | Assistant StupidDesigner | Goblin Lineman | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Strip Ball | m |
6 | Legendary Regulator | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
5 | Star Player Cheap | Bomma | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
1 | Stupid Designer | Trained Troll | 13 | 20 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Block | d |