Past Players of Northern Nutjobs
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Uncle Unger | Ulfwerener | 4 | 4 | Frenzy, Pro | -av |
14 | Underappreciated Andy | Ulfwerener | 1 | 0 | Frenzy | -av |
13 | Pigboi | Beer Boar | 8 | 0 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | d |
12 | Pigman | Beer Boar | 12 | 4 | Dodge, No Hands, Stunty, Titchy, Pick-me-up | n, m |
10 | Lordy | Norse Raider Lineman | 8 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | |
8 | Lesley | Norse Raider Lineman | 9 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard, Strip Ball | n, n, d |
7 | Lionel | Norse Raider Lineman | 9 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Drunkard | d |
2 | Bodacious Bennet | Norse Berserker | 4 | 0 | Jump Up, Block, Frenzy | d |
1 | Badman Barnaby | Norse Berserker | 2 | 8 | Jump Up, Block, Frenzy | -ag |