| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Your Own Worst Enemy | Dwarf Blocker Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | |
11 | Pet Name | Dwarf Blocker Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | |
8 | XTC vs. Adam Ant | Dwarf Blocker Lineman | 2 | 4 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Strip Ball | |
6 | New York City | Blitzer | 12 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
9 | Spiraling Shape | Dwarf Blocker Lineman | 2 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | n |
1 | S-E-X-X-Y | Troll Slayer | 16 | 20 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow | -ma |
12 | I Can Hear You | Dwarf Blocker Lineman | 3 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
10 | James K. Polk | Dwarf Blocker Lineman | 10 | 6 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Jump Up | |
9 | Spiraling Shape | Dwarf Blocker Lineman | 4 | 6 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
8 | XTC vs. Adam Ant | Dwarf Blocker Lineman | 7 | 6 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | n, d |
7 | Your Own Worst Enemy | Dwarf Blocker Lineman | 16 | 20 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
6 | New York City | Blitzer | 4 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull | m, d |
5 | Metal Detector | Blitzer | 15 | 35 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Multiple Block | n, m, -ma |
4 | Exquisite Dead Guy | Runner | 1 | 0 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | -ag |