Past Players of Silly Stinking Suckers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben | Gutter Runner | 1 | 11 | Dodge, Block | m, n |
2 | Tuomas | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
2 | Voldo | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
11 | Poldi | Lineman | 5 | 5 | | d |
15 | Abraham Lincoln | Gutter Runner | 6 | 1 | Dodge | d |
9 | Thomas Jefferson | Gutter Runner | 28 | 74 | Dodge, Block, Sprint, Side Step, Shadowing | d |
15 | James Madison | Gutter Runner | 16 | 61 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Sprint, Sure Feet, Catch | d |
14 | George Washington | Gutter Runner | 23 | 55 | Dodge, +AG, +MA, Sprint, Block | n, d |
12 | Norbert | Lineman | 10 | 2 | | n, n |
11 | Wilhelm | Lineman | 23 | 18 | Block, Tackle | -ag, n, m, n |
10 | Otto | Lineman | 29 | 40 | Kick, Dirty Player, Tackle | -ma, n |
9 | Friedhelm | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | -ma, d |
8 | Anton | Lineman | 9 | 19 | +ST, Block | d |
6 | Jochen | Lineman | 36 | 10 | Block | n, m, n |
5 | Erich | Lineman | 34 | 12 | +ST | -ag, m, -av |
4 | Gerhardt | Lineman | 33 | 36 | Block, Leader, Tackle | -ag, m, n |
3 | Heinrich | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
2 | Roland | Lineman | 27 | 19 | Claw, Block | d |