| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Gorge Berzekeley | Blitzer | 5 | 8 | Block, Strip Ball | d |
9 | Charlie Piercer | Lineman | 9 | 22 | +AG, Block | -ag, m |
4 | Dark St Anzhelm | Blitzer | 9 | 21 | Block, Strip Ball, Leap | m, n |
16 | Specious Rhetoric | Witch Elf | 14 | 34 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Gorge Berzerkley | Blitzer | 17 | 38 | Block, Guard, Dodge, Tackle | d |
3 | Gouge Berzerkely | Blitzer | 2 | 6 | Block | d |
7 | Baroque Spinehozer | Lineman | 27 | 22 | Guard, Block | n, m, n |
6 | Bertrand Must-Kill | Thrower | 29 | 44 | Pass, Accurate, +AG, Dodge | n, d |
1 | Auteur Sharpenedhorner | Blitzer | 25 | 62 | Block, Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Shadowing | d |
14 | Tomaso Kine-Ass | Lineman | 25 | 36 | Block, Guard, Dodge | d |
2 | Rene Debauched | Blitzer | 33 | 64 | Block, Strip Ball, Leap, Tackle, Dodge | n, d |
15 | Prima Causa | Witch Elf | 47 | 102 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, +AG, +MA | d |
4 | Dark St Anselm | Blitzer | 30 | 50 | Block, Guard, Dodge, Side Step | d |
5 | Hagel Mary | Thrower | 24 | 47 | Pass, Accurate, Dodge, Block | n, -av, m, -ag |
3 | Gorge Berzerkeley | Blitzer | 21 | 39 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step | d |
16 | Specious Rhetoric | Witch Elf | 34 | 62 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Pass Block | -av, m |
2 | Baroque Spinehoser | Blitzer | 13 | 20 | Block, Strip Ball, Leap | d |
6 | William "The Razor" Ockham | Lineman | 4 | 4 | | m, n |
14 | John Surly | Lineman | 8 | 12 | Block | m, n |
13 | Immanuel Can't | Lineman | 31 | 27 | Kick, Block | n, m, n |
12 | Charles Piercer | Lineman | 16 | 31 | Guard, Dodge, Block | d |
10 | Willard Swine | Lineman | 16 | 16 | Block, Dodge | d |
9 | David exHumed | Lineman | 33 | 40 | Guard, Dodge, Block | n, d |
8 | Bertrand Mustkill | Lineman | 10 | 10 | Block | m, -st |
7 | Done Scrotum | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Hegel Mary | Thrower | 9 | 34 | Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Dodge | m, n |
1 | Arthur Sharpenedhorner | Blitzer | 11 | 21 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | m, n |