Past Players of Hamburger Helper
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Green Bean | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
13 | Sir Loin | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | throawy | Lineman | 0 | 0 | | |
15 | Ron Relish | Catcher | 7 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, Block | m, n |
14 | Lamb | Lineman | 8 | 9 | Block | d |
1 | Sirloin | Blitzer | 11 | 12 | Block, Guard | m, n |
13 | The Whopper | Ogre | 18 | 25 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Block, Guard | n |
11 | Crap | Lineman | 16 | 4 | | |
10 | T-Bone | Lineman | 17 | 2 | | |
7 | Chicken Salad | Lineman | 27 | 50 | +AG, Dodge, Block | d |
4 | Filet Freddy | Blitzer | 8 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | Tuna Helper | Blitzer | 24 | 17 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n |
1 | Meat Loaf | Blitzer | 8 | 14 | Block, Tackle | d |