Past Players of Impossible Hamfists
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Lardo | Jungle Halfling Lineman | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Break Tackle, Stunty | |
10 | Larto | Jungle Halfling Lineman | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Break Tackle, Stunty | |
9 | Darto | Jungle Halfling Lineman | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Break Tackle, Stunty | d |
8 | Haro | Thrower | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Sure Hands, Pass, Break Tackle, Stunty | |
7 | Snaro | Thrower | 2 | 4 | Dodge, Sure Hands, Pass, Break Tackle, Stunty | -av, d |
5 | Foggo | Witch Doctor | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Shadowing, Stunty, Pick-me-up | d |
4 | Torgo | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Dauntless, Claws, Break Tackle, Stunty | d |
2 | Pratto | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Dauntless, Claws, Break Tackle, Stunty | -ma |