| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Coink Coink | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Travis | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Pythoin | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Klondike | Carver | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
15 | Blonty | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
13 | James | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Billy | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Bling | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
6 | Stempy | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
3 | Squash | Carver | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Squosh | Chaos Spawn | 12 | 51 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block, Break Tackle | m, -av |
1 | Squish | Chaos Spawn | 7 | 16 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block | d |