Past Players of Sir, You're Making A Scene
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Ivan Fuker | Underworld Snotlings | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m |
16 | Ruby Dochrohan | Underworld Snotlings | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Block | |
15 | Brody Ofeva | Underworld Snotlings | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Kick | |
11 | Isaac Vikos | Underworld Snotlings | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | -ma |
8 | Lola Zecane | Underworld Goblin Lineman | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Kick | |
6 | Gracie Siguruk | Skaven Clanrat | 2 | 0 | Animosity | -st |
5 | Cooper Qeylargo | Skaven Clanrat | 4 | 0 | Animosity | -av |