| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Son of Turbo Fling Jr. | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Full Ling | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma, m, n |
1 | Bass Tuner | Troll | 1 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | m, n |
3 | Turbo Fling Jr. | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Full Ling | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Kill Bi.. Odi! | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Groupie Condinator | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Ukulele | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -st |
11 | Backup Singer | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Can Hitter | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Drummer | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
14 | Flute Eater | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Pongo Master | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Guitarist | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | m, n |
16 | Turbo Fling | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
1 | Bass Player | Troll | 7 | 21 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block, Tackle | n |