Past Players of Snotsbury No-Stars
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Arthur Iseld | Snotling Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | d |
8 | Hoppington | Fun-hoppa | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Giff | Snotling Lineman | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | d |
10 | Snots Scraper | Stilty Runna | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Sir Hoppington | Fun-hoppa | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
7 | Orbiting Dan | Fun-hoppa | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |