Past Players of XI Things That Suck
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Small Talk | Vampire Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Juggernaut, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration, Bloodlust | |
8 | Small Talk | Thrall Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -st |
11 | House Guests Who Stay Too Long | Thrall Lineman | 12 | 0 | | m |
10 | Distinguished Competition | Thrall Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
8 | Wasting Re-Rolls | Thrall Lineman | 7 | 0 | | m, n, d |
7 | Double Skulls | Thrall Lineman | 11 | 2 | | m, m, d |
4 | Airplane Food | Vampire Runner | 7 | 24 | Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration, Bloodlust, Block, Dodge | -st |
3 | Swifties | Vampire Runner | 14 | 42 | Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration, Bloodlust, Dodge, Pro, Block, Safe Pair of Hands | r |
2 | Medical Bills | Vampire Blitzer | 14 | 22 | Juggernaut, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration, Bloodlust, Frenzy, Dodge, Strip Ball | r |