| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Cousin Stomps | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
4 | The Backseat Beatdown | Gutter Runner | 9 | 19 | Dodge, Dauntless, +ST | d |
12 | Chester the Molester | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
15 | Meat for the Meat-Eaters! | Lineman | 5 | 2 | | d |
4 | Kiddie Porn for Breakfast | Gutter Runner | 4 | 7 | Dodge, +ST | m, n |
4 | Freddie Pedophilia | Gutter Runner | 3 | 11 | Dodge, Block | d |
7 | The Thai Horse | Gutter Runner | 12 | 37 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Prehensile Tail | -st |
10 | Ignoble Filth | Lineman | 29 | 26 | Block, Tackle | n, m, -st |
3 | Sasaki Kojiro | Storm Vermin | 3 | 8 | Block, Break Tackle | n |
5 | Crack, Smack, and a Heart Attack | Gutter Runner | 5 | 18 | Dodge, +AG, Dauntless | n |
3 | Miyamoto Musashi | Storm Vermin | 4 | 3 | Block | d |
10 | Another Future Hall of Famer | Thrower | 5 | 4 | Pass, Sure Hands | d |
7 | High Speed Low Drag | Gutter Runner | 6 | 19 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
11 | Indicted for Sodomy | Lineman | 32 | 16 | Block, Tackle | n, m, n |
14 | Baby Boy | Lineman | 6 | 1 | | d |
5 | Mouthful of Meth | Gutter Runner | 10 | 54 | Dodge, +AG, Block, Leap | d |
1 | Rat Marino | Thrower | 11 | 42 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block, Safe Throw | d |
8 | Mr. Bigglesworth | Lineman | 34 | 28 | Block, Tackle | d |
10 | Livin' Angry | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
4 | Liquid Lightning | Gutter Runner | 29 | 54 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Pass Block | -ma, n, d |
16 | Living Dead Rat | Lineman | 16 | 6 | Block | -av, m, n |
8 | Addicted to Geisha | Gutter Runner | 5 | 19 | Dodge, Dauntless, Block | n |
16 | The Last Rat | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
4 | Liquid Lightning | Gutter Runner | 5 | 32 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n |
9 | Big Boy | Lineman | 12 | 6 | Block | m, n |
1 | Future Hall of Famer | Thrower | 12 | 6 | Pass, Sure Hands | d |
8 | Zip "Faster Than You" Martin | Gutter Runner | 7 | 16 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | n |
14 | Linefodder | Lineman | 11 | 5 | | -ma, m, -av |
10 | Mr. Bigglesworth | Lineman | 10 | 6 | Dirty Player | d |
7 | Rat Elway | Thrower | 20 | 32 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block, Safe Throw | -ma, d |
10 | Faithless Crap | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
6 | Double Wide and Fast | Gutter Runner | 58 | 134 | Dodge, Block, +ST, +MA, Strip Ball, Shadowing, +MA | -av, d |
11 | Super Cheesy | Lineman | 19 | 7 | | d |
12 | Iron Mike | Lineman | 59 | 43 | Block, Dirty Player, Tackle | n |
13 | The Unluckiest Rat Ever | Lineman | 9 | 16 | Block, Dirty Player | n, d |
14 | Dirty and Rotten | Lineman | 5 | 11 | Block | n, m |
15 | Half Nelson | Lineman | 57 | 43 | Guard, Block, Tackle | d |
5 | The Pimpslap Kid | Gutter Runner | 27 | 94 | Dodge, Block, +MA, Very Long Legs, Side Step, Shadowing | n, m, n |
4 | Left-Hand Kabuki | Gutter Runner | 10 | 31 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n |
3 | Mr. Contagious | Storm Vermin | 34 | 57 | Block, Mighty Blow, +AG, Dodge, Tackle | n |
2 | The Malignant Shogun | Storm Vermin | 41 | 81 | Block, Tackle, +MA, Mighty Blow, +MA, Dodge | n, n |
1 | Uncle Bushido | Thrower | 11 | 37 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block, Kick | m, n |
16 | Utter Contempt | Rat Ogre | 4 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block | n |