| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Back Seat Driver | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Bogus | Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Weak | Halfling | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | m, n |
8 | Spork | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | N00b | Halfling | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Poopsock | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Sick | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Myopic | Halfling | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av, d |
3 | Blind | Halfling | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Bought | Halfling | 16 | 35 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Side Step, Catch | -av, m, n |
15 | Idiotic | Halfling | 12 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -av, m, n |
8 | Stoopid | Halfling | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
8 | Stoopid | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Sympathetic | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Dead | Halfling | 6 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Dead | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Hot Fat | Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma |
11 | Replacement | Halfling | 9 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Replacement | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
15 | Novice | Halfling | 7 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | Inept | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Replacement | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Bought | Halfling | 9 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, -st |
11 | Afraid | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Concussed | Halfling | 17 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
9 | Astigmatism | Halfling | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Stoopid | Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma |
7 | Bribed | Halfling | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
6 | Fixed | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Unfair | Halfling | 20 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, n |
4 | Myopic | Halfling | 25 | 56 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, +AG, Sure Feet, Diving Tackle | |
3 | Blind | Halfling | 11 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Guard, Side Step | m, n |
1 | Weed | Treeman | 27 | 44 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, +ST, Block, Multiple Block | d |