Past Players of Mini-Meanies
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Mr. Sammy Davis Jr. | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
14 | Mr. Wayne Newton | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
10 | Mr. James "Jail-Time" Brown | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Mr. Alfred E. Neuman | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Mr. Ronald McDonald esq. | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, m, -av |
4 | The Lawyer of Mr. Skullsplitter | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | The Lawyer of Dr. Jawcracker | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st, n |