| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Calhoun II | Chaos Spawn | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block | m, n |
4 | Spoogefest | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Smoulder Boulder | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Gluck the Indiscriminate | Carver | 8 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
11 | Skaggs | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | d |
7 | Minty McGinty | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
6 | Eraser | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
4 | Sprogenov | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | The Kebabinator | Carver | 3 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n |
2 | Calhoun the Insistent | Chaos Spawn | 6 | 35 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Razor Sharp Claws, Block, Guard | n |