| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Mop Juice | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Malted Eyeball Shake | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Newtella Crepe | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Kiwi Smudge | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Skin-a-man and Slice | Head Carver | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, +AG | m, n |
9 | Mouldy L'oaf | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Scumburger and Flies | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Sweetbread Candy | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Fried Toenails | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
16 | Vegemite All By Itself | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
15 | Marmite | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m |
15 | Meat Projector | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Ommelet Vomit | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Smellba Toast | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Pickled Fingers | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma, m, n |
5 | Pound Cake | Chaos Halfling | 22 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Foul Appearance | m, n |
15 | Jello Incident | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Tainted Bodilyfluids | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Kick | n, n, m, -st |
8 | Chitin Sprinkles | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Buttered Brains | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 33 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, +AG, Side Step | d |
14 | Sometimes Stomacheache | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Spam Tornado | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av, m, -av |
11 | Chitterling Truffle | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
15 | Marmite Slurpee | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Vegemite On Toast | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Sard Hellami | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Porkbrains Inna Can | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Sludge Fund | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
11 | Mystery Meat | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
10 | Bludwurst Mayhem | Chaos Halfling | 18 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | -st |
9 | Newt Stew | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Toad Tacos | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Kick | -st, n |
7 | Headcheese Souffle | Chaos Halfling | 29 | 37 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Claw, +ST, +AG | -av, n, n, m, n |
6 | Rotten Maters | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Ringwurm Presurvs | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Ginsu Bubrot | Carver | 27 | 22 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, +MA, Sprint | n |
2 | Bad Egg | Troll | 22 | 52 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block, Pro | n, -ag, d |