Past Players of Last Call for Alcohol
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Little Whiner | Pygmy | 1 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Twinky | Pygmy | 2 | 2 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Jimmy Hoffa | Pygmy | 3 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Rasmus Klump | Pygmy | 9 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | von Münchhausen | Pygmy | 5 | 12 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | DJ Bellybutton | Pygmy | 2 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Dingus McFeast | Eagle Warrior | 6 | 9 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge | d |