| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | a gobbo | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | ni | Bomber | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
5 | money | Fanatic | 0 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | |
6 | money | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | money | Bomber | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
5 | dumb | Bomber | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
4 | The Spinning Around In Circles | Fanatic | 4 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
12 | The Last | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | The Pretty sure the last guy isn't Square | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | The Square | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | The Sane | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
8 | The Silly | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | The Smart | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | The Wackable | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | The Replaceable | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | The Dizzy | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |