Past Players of Hilarious Hatters
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Hopeless Rager | Troll Slayer | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | |
14 | Sad Saddler | Longbeard | 16 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
2 | Lustful Leader | Longbeard | 8 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
11 | Eyeless Guard | Longbeard | 6 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
8 | Shortbeard | Longbeard | 19 | 18 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player, Guard | n, d |
5 | Talentless Tosser | Longbeard | 19 | 20 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm, Guard | n, d |
3 | Unaccurate Passer | Runner | 21 | 88 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +MA, Block, Kick, +MA, Accurate | n, n |