| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Uranium the 2nd | Pump Wagon | 4 | 8 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, +ST | d |
10 | U-235 | Snotling Mob | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
14 | Uranium | Pump Wagon | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
10 | Tzar Bomba | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | George | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | 596 | Spore Flinger | 5 | 13 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger, Side Step | m, n |
10 | Tzar Bomba | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
8 | Bravo | Snotling Mob | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | George | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Trinity | Pump Wagon | 9 | 36 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Block, Guard | d |
3 | Little Boy | Troll | 8 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Pro | m, -st |