| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Da Burdman | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Ten Foot Ted | Ogre | 3 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate | d |
1 | Benny 'Da Bulge' | Ogre | 11 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, +AG | d |
7 | Wet Willy | Goblin | 19 | 32 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Sure Feet, Block | d |
6 | Nobb | Goblin | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Ten Foot Terry | Ogre | 20 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, +MA | -av, d |
11 | Chris Waddle | Goblin | 15 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
9 | Staines | Goblin | 28 | 26 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, Sure Feet | d |
7 | Willy | Goblin | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | d |
4 | Da Luv Machine | Ogre | 31 | 47 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | d |
3 | Spitting Steve | Ogre | 32 | 53 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Sure Hands, Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block | n, -av |
1 | Purple Ronny | Ogre | 16 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Block | d |