| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Whay does the coach call me "Lumpy"? | Longbeard | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
11 | What happened to the last guy who wore this Jersey? | Longbeard | 1 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
12 | Hey! I'm the replacement Troll slayer! | Troll Slayer | 6 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | m, n |
14 | So I have to smash the big bloke too? | Troll Slayer | 26 | 21 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Stand Firm, Tackle | d |
12 | You want me to bash the big blokes? | Troll Slayer | 16 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | d |
11 | You guys have to protect me | Runner | 21 | 41 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, +ST, Strip Ball | d |
10 | Wow! i look cool | Blitzer | 36 | 71 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Tackle, Stand Firm | |
7 | And why is this better than mining? | Longbeard | 12 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Pass Block | d |
5 | Why can't i be the runner? | Longbeard | 30 | 11 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
3 | You want me to hit what? | Longbeard | 21 | 27 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | I stand here on the line huh? | Longbeard | 36 | 27 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player, Mighty Blow | d |