| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Dreadclaw Returns | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Salt III | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Salt II | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Diced Onion II | Halfling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Ham III | Halfling | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | n |
11 | Ham II | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Ham | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
15 | Dreadclaw's Brain on Drugs | Halfling | 17 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Diced Onion | Halfling | 13 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ag, m, n |
12 | Bacon Bits | Halfling | 14 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
11 | Scrambled | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Katsup | Halfling | 13 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
9 | Sunny Side Up | Halfling | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -ma, m, n |
7 | Salsa | Halfling | 8 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | m, -ma |
4 | Pepper | Halfling | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Salt | Halfling | 15 | 25 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player, +AG | n, d |
2 | Stirring Spoon Statue | Treeman | 8 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Block | d |
1 | Chicken Coop | Treeman | 26 | 55 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard, +MA, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | -av |