Past Players of Not For Kids
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Puffing The Grass | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, -av |
6 | Bottoms Up | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 6 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, -st |
9 | Stor Mand | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 7 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
14 | Fragile | Hobgoblin | 3 | 5 | | m, n |
15 | McJumpy | Hobgoblin | 13 | 10 | +MA | d |
16 | Little Fella | Hobgoblin | 13 | 12 | Dirty Player | d |
6 | Pubcrawler | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 7 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
2 | Speedy McWine | Bull Centaur | 20 | 11 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block | d |