| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Mario Cantone | Thrower | 2 | 0 | Pass | m, -av |
1 | Rodrigo | Blitzer | 8 | 20 | Block, Side Step, +MA, Dodge | d |
10 | Chucky Chub | Catcher | 11 | 34 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dump Off, Kick, Jump Up | n, d |
9 | Peikko | Catcher | 18 | 40 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Block, Jump Up | d |
3 | Brucie | Lineman | 11 | 23 | Block, Dodge | n, m |
15 | Richard Gere | Catcher | 5 | 10 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge | m, -ma |
13 | Ryan Seacrest | Thrower | 22 | 35 | Pass, +AG, Dodge, Sure Hands | n, m, -ag |
14 | George Michael | Catcher | 10 | 43 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, +MA, +MA, +ST | n, m, n |
12 | The Purple Teletubby | Catcher | 14 | 51 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, +MA, Block, Pass Block | n, n |
11 | Gregory | Thrower | 38 | 102 | Pass, +MA, Accurate, +AG, Safe Throw, Sure Hands | |
10 | Ray Ray | Lineman | 23 | 7 | Kick | d |
9 | Jeffery | Lineman | 14 | 24 | Dodge, Block | n, m, n |
7 | Al | Lineman | 36 | 54 | +MA, Dodge, Block, Side Step | -ag |
6 | Sammy | Lineman | 13 | 9 | Block | m, n |
5 | Roberto | Lineman | 36 | 97 | Block, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball | -av |
4 | Stevie | Lineman | 38 | 52 | Block, Guard, Dodge, Side Step | n |
3 | Bruce | Lineman | 13 | 28 | Block, Guard | d |
2 | Lance | Blitzer | 19 | 46 | Block, Side Step, Tackle, Dodge, Shadowing | n, d |
1 | Hank | Blitzer | 28 | 57 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball, Diving Tackle | d |