| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Merlot | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Falcone | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Lord Makari | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | This (4) | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Doing? (2) | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
9 | A (5) | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 23 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Tackle | d |
12 | Errrrr..... (4) | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
13 | Hi (3) | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | A (4) | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | This (2) | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Errrrr....... (3) | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m |
7 | Hurt (3) | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -ma |
15 | You (3) | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
7 | Hurt (2) | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | A (2) | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Errr............ (2) | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | A (2) | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Dam | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | This (2) | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 26 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sprint | -st, m, -ma |
16 | Doin' | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
15 | You | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | How | Chaos Halfling | 23 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
13 | Hi! | Chaos Halfling | 19 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | n, d |
12 | Errrrrrrrrrr | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Side Step | d |
11 | Mother..... | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
9 | A | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | m, -ma |
8 | Like | Chaos Halfling | 33 | 50 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +AG, Sure Feet | -ag |
7 | Hurt | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | n, -ag |
6 | Will | Chaos Halfling | 28 | 32 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Big Hand, Side Step | n, n, n, m |
5 | This | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Divide By Two... | Carver | 25 | 7 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | Horny When I'm Drunk | Chaos Spawn | 13 | 37 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Multiple Block, Tackle | -av, m, n |