Past Players of Sucking on the Cancer Stick
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Slim Jim | Thrall | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | MonteCarlo | Thrall | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Swisher Sweet | Thrall | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Lucky Strike | Thrall | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Kool | Thrall | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Doral | Thrall | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Virginia Slims | Thrall | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
2 | Camel | Thrall | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |