| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Hakflem Skuttlespike | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Extra Arms, Two Heads, Prehensile Tail, Star | |
2 | Cheesy Cheese | Gutter Runner | 6 | 41 | Dodge, +AG, Block, Diving Tackle | n |
1 | Stupid Cheese | Gutter Runner | 5 | 31 | Dodge, Block, Pass Block, Shadowing | n |
4 | Hakflem Skuttlespike | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Extra Arms, Two Heads, Prehensile Tail, Star | |
3 | Strength of Cheese | Gutter Runner | 15 | 51 | Dodge, Block, Shadowing, Side Step, Tackle | m, n |
2 | Smelly Cheese | Gutter Runner | 15 | 57 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Shadowing, Tackle | m, n |
1 | Stink Sniffpaw | Gutter Runner | 11 | 51 | Dodge, +MA, Dauntless, Block, Tackle | n |
11 | Ikrit Skree | Gutter Runner | 22 | 78 | Dodge, +AG, Block, Strip Ball, +AG, Side Step | n |
10 | Sniff Stinkpaw | Gutter Runner | 5 | 31 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Dauntless | n |
9 | FastUglyRat | Gutter Runner | 6 | 40 | Dodge, Block, +AG, +AG | n |
8 | Cheesy | Gutter Runner | 11 | 58 | Dodge, Block, +MA, Shadowing, Side Step | n |
7 | Mekka | Lineman | 0 | 0 | | |
6 | Jolalaf | Lineman | 0 | 0 | | |
5 | Stinko Hurg | Lineman | 0 | 0 | | |
4 | Mufflo | Lineman | 0 | 0 | | |
3 | Åke-Hans | Lineman | 0 | 0 | | |
2 | Sven | Lineman | 0 | 0 | | |
1 | Bernt | Lineman | 0 | 0 | | |