Past Players of Foolish but Fast
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Clot | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, -av |
14 | I have no idea where to run | Lion Warrior | 16 | 31 | Catch, Block, Dodge, Dirty Player | m, n |
15 | What? Where? A ball?? | Lion Warrior | 34 | 79 | Catch, Block, +AG, Dodge, Pass Block, Diving Tackle | n, m |
16 | Doh!! Wrong way | Lion Warrior | 23 | 35 | Catch, Block, Dodge, Tackle | -ma, n |
16 | I'm smart but don't show it | Dragon Warrior | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
10 | Dumber | Lineman | 35 | 20 | Block, Dodge | d |
9 | Dumb | Lineman | 46 | 43 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | n |
8 | Dork | Lineman | 37 | 58 | +MA, Block, Dodge, +MA | -ma, d |
7 | Braindead | Lineman | 38 | 44 | Block, Dodge, Guard | d |
5 | Idiot | Lineman | 16 | 18 | Block, Dodge | -av, d |
3 | Moron | Lineman | 47 | 51 | Block, Kick, Tackle, Side Step | n |