| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Kablammo! | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | Dane the Great | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Slosh | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Plankton | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Booger Muncher | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
15 | Toothless | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
13 | Flakehead | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
6 | Scabhead | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
14 | Creepy McStinky | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | Slime Ball | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
9 | Grotty Urchin | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n |
16 | Sleepy BoBo | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Trent Bugbreath | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
14 | Flat Matt | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Xildar the Gross | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Gary Teethcracker | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
1 | Daisy | Chaos Spawn | 16 | 51 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Pro, Tackle, Tentacles | d |
7 | Henry Hockspittle | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
15 | Timmy Twofingers | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Dorothy Dourface | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Glen Goresplatter | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -av, d |
13 | Nibbler | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, d |
12 | That smelly halfling that lives in a shoebox (you know the one I mean) | Chaos Halfling | 19 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, -av, m |
11 | Arnold the Twit | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, m, n |
10 | Crazy Ralph | Chaos Halfling | 20 | 24 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
9 | Nigel Nofriends | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet | d |
8 | Ugly Helga | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Larry the Leech | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Nancy Nofriends | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 31 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step, +MA | d |
5 | Freddy Fartface | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
4 | Hoppy | Carver | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | Wally Whistlelicker | Carver | 15 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | Bessy | Chaos Spawn | 5 | 22 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle | m, -st |