| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Cutten testicles | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Michael Jacksons nose | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Head of Grimgor | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Sinners apple | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
2 | Mutated eye | Chaos Spawn | 10 | 19 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Claw | d |
11 | George W Bush | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Orc rests | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Michael Jacksons nose | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
8 | Rotten goblin finger | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 40 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Very Long Legs, Sure Feet, Side Step | d |
6 | Elven cranium jelly | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Dwarf balls | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, m, n |
3 | Stewed rabies dog | Carver | 10 | 10 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, +AG | d |
2 | Ears from a mutated rat | Chaos Spawn | 5 | 14 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block | -ag, m, n |