| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Nesquik II | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Burger King V | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
14 | Burger King IV | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Rügenwalder Teewurst II | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Onkel Dittmeyr IV | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | Ronald McDonald III | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
6 | Ronald McDonald II | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Onkel Dittmeyr III | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Burger King III | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
9 | Onkel Dittmeyr II | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m |
16 | Rügenwalder Teewurst | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
14 | Burger King II | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Mr. Pringle II | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Mr. Pringle | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Kellog II | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -av, m, -av |
13 | Curryking | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
12 | Alberto | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
9 | Onkel Dittmeyr | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Burger King | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Ronald McDonald | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
3 | Kellog | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Nesquik | Chaos Halfling | 19 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | n, m, n |
5 | STIHL MS 880 | Carver | 8 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n |
11 | Bull | Chaos Spawn | 7 | 23 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle | n |