Past Players of Problems With the World
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Monogomy | Troll Slayer | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | m, n |
16 | Game Delayers and Late Foulers | Troll Slayer | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | m, n |
11 | The Disappearance of the Good Breakfast | Longbeard | 19 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
16 | Modern Technology Destroying the Social Fabric | Troll Slayer | 16 | 30 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Pro | d |
11 | Corporatate Doublespeak | Longbeard | 5 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
10 | Economists | Longbeard | 12 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
9 | Relativism | Longbeard | 17 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
6 | Blood Bowl | Longbeard | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
4 | Tucker Carlson and His Ilk | Longbeard | 12 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
1 | Too Much Education | Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | d |