Past Players of Brief and painful
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Bill Conquest | Hobgoblin | 6 | 1 | | n |
11 | Russell Bump | Hobgoblin | 14 | 6 | Dirty Player | m, n |
13 | Org Stub | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 20 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | -av, m |
12 | Crag Shiver | Bull Centaur | 5 | 2 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet | m, n |
11 | Stef Pike | Hobgoblin | 10 | 17 | Block, Kick | d |
10 | Chris Plow | Hobgoblin | 24 | 9 | Block | n, d |
9 | Mick Sling | Hobgoblin | 24 | 32 | Block, Sure Hands, Kick | n, n |
8 | Hans Sabre | Hobgoblin | 17 | 32 | Sure Hands, Accurate, Kick | d |
7 | Gallus Scale | Hobgoblin | 18 | 13 | Block | n, d |
6 | Jack Lard | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 25 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
5 | Karl Smack | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 8 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
4 | Nick Short | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 9 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
3 | Lois Beard | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
2 | Pat Horn | Minotaur | 22 | 47 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | d |