Past Players of Bleeding errr.... Hearts!
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Hemorrhoids IV | Lineman | 12 | 11 | Block | -ag, d |
12 | Sigmoidoscopy II | Blitzer | 19 | 16 | Block, Strip Ball, Tackle | d |
6 | Diverticulitis II | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
13 | Sphincterotomy II | Blitzer | 17 | 20 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | -av, -av, m |
2 | Hemorrhoids III | Lineman | 16 | 14 | Block | m, -st |
10 | Barium II | Catcher | 28 | 27 | Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Block | -ma, m |
1 | Anal Fissure | Lineman | 31 | 22 | Block, Tackle | d |
7 | Von Willebrand III | Thrower | 34 | 57 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Dump-Off, Block, Kick | -av, m |
7 | Von Willebrand Jr. | Thrower | 5 | 1 | Pass, Sure Hands | d |
3 | Hemorrhoids II | Lineman | 18 | 11 | Block | d |
13 | Sphincterotomy | Blitzer | 20 | 13 | Block, +MA | n |
12 | Sigmoidoscopy | Blitzer | 27 | 52 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Pro, Guard | n |
11 | Colonoscopy | Blitzer | 28 | 22 | Block, Mighty Blow, +AG | n |
10 | Barium | Catcher | 14 | 29 | Catch, Dodge, Dirty Player, +MA | n |
9 | Von Willebrand | Thrower | 5 | 6 | Pass, Sure Hands, Hail Mary Pass | n |
7 | Hemorrhoids | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -av, m, n |
6 | Diverticulitis | Lineman | 25 | 22 | +MA, Block | m, n |
5 | Chron's Disease | Lineman | 7 | 7 | Block | n, m, -st |
4 | Constipation | Lineman | 11 | 13 | +MA | d |
3 | Colon Polyps | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
2 | Colon Cancer | Lineman | 21 | 9 | Block | m, -st |
1 | Anal Fissure | Lineman | 16 | 20 | Guard, Block | n, n |