| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Eddy Joe Cotton | Thrower | 9 | 16 | Pass, Safe Throw, Accurate | d |
9 | Slippery Pete | Catcher | 2 | 6 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge | m, n |
9 | I Can't Keep Replacing Throwers! | Thrower | 1 | 1 | Pass | m, n |
4 | Frankenberry | Lineman | 12 | 1 | | m, n |
9 | Yet Another Replacement | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
4 | Please Don't Kill This Thrower | Thrower | 2 | 6 | Pass, Safe Throw | m, n |
9 | Hot Carl | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Frankenberry | Thrower | 5 | 4 | Pass | d |
10 | Handsome Pete | Lineman | 3 | 1 | | m, -st |
9 | Frankenberry | Thrower | 2 | 11 | Pass, Strong Arm | n |
2 | Rembrandt Q. Einstein | Thrower | 6 | 4 | Pass | d |
2 | Handsome B. Wonderful | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
11 | Dirty Dingus Magee | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
9 | Rembrandt Q. Einstein | Thrower | 8 | 14 | Pass, Safe Throw | d |
8 | Gorgeous George | Catcher | 37 | 71 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Pass Block, Block, Diving Tackle | -av, m, -ma |
7 | Dirk Diggler | Catcher | 40 | 211 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, +ST, +AG, Dodge, Block, Leap, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n, d |
5 | Wiggles | Blitzer | 27 | 59 | Block, Side Step, Leap, Dodge, Strip Ball, Shadowing | d |
13 | Two-Tooth Jimmy | Catcher | 29 | 51 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Dump Off, Block, Pass Block | n, n |
10 | Slippery Pete | Thrower | 27 | 48 | Pass, Safe Throw, Accurate, Sure Feet | d |
9 | Rembrandt Q. Einstein | Catcher | 10 | 16 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, +ST | d |
8 | Dirk Diggler | Catcher | 12 | 10 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dump Off | -st, m, n |
7 | Gorgeous George | Thrower | 15 | 20 | Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw | m, n |
5 | Max Power!!! | Blitzer | 11 | 12 | Block, Side Step, Leap | d |
13 | Gorgeous George | Thrower | 3 | 6 | Pass, Accurate | m, n |
12 | Ivan Jerkinov | Catcher | 62 | 212 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Block, Pass Block, Dump Off, +AG, Leap, Side Step | n, -ma, n |
11 | Dirty Dingus Magee | Lineman | 27 | 16 | Dirty Player, Dodge | d |
10 | Slippery Pete | Lineman | 11 | 7 | +AG | m, n |
9 | Two-Tooth Jimmy | Lineman | 8 | 6 | Block | m, n |
8 | Wiggles | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | m, n |
7 | Dirk Diggler | Lineman | 6 | 8 | Dodge | m, n |
6 | Chocula | Lineman | 56 | 48 | Dodge, +MA, Dirty Player | n, m, n |
5 | Rembrandt Q. Einstein | Lineman | 5 | 10 | Kick | m, n |
4 | Hot Carl | Lineman | 34 | 25 | Kick, Dodge | -ma, -ma, -av, m, n |
2 | Handsome B. Wonderful | Lineman | 31 | 33 | +MA, Dodge | -ma, d |
1 | Lucky Joe | Blitzer | 59 | 103 | Block, Side Step, Leap, Dauntless, Dodge, +MA, Pro | -av, d |